1. And you can catch a bus the next floor up.
2. The pedestrian staircase is down the hall.
3. Hey buddy, this is a one way!
1. And these here fellas ain’t helpin’ me none to get over what I done in me past.
2. Maybe you could prescribe somethin’ stronger doc.
3. I bought one a drink and then the rest just started showin’ up.
1. Can you finger the one that sold your son those “miracles?”
2. Now we’re not asking you to renounce your faith, but we need your help.
3. Don’t worry ma’am, only Buddha is all knowing.
1. And are you able to lift at least 50 pounds?
2. Great, and you’ve got a degree in fine arts from Columbia.
3. Really? My father was from Kansas too.